Are you a mediocre comic who has failed for years to get booked by any of the major clubs? Do you emcee badly at a few free entry nights? Perhaps you emcee your own night,

I’m not going to Glastonbury festival this year. I haven’t been for quite a few years now. Festivals just don’t seem exciting nowadays. It could be the pervasive mud, the astronomical ticket price or the

Do you have a drug problem? I mean an actual problem, not just your dealer is out, or cuts his product too much and then says stuff like’ “Don’t worry it’s a creeper” I mean

In the news once again high-ranking police officers are calling for drugs to be legalised and once again nothing will change. We have a huge drug problem in this country and the problem is that

Howard Marks is ‘Mr Nice’. Really? How has a drug dealer managed to market himself as nice? The Oxford English Dictionary defines ‘nice’ as ‘agreeable, attractive, delightful, satisfactory, kind, friendly, considerate, generally commendable…’ Not words